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Johnny Zen
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(7/19/05 10:19 am)
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Playin' It Cool
Scene fades in from black
Johnny Zen and Christine Brentwood stand side by side in front of a Hellfire backdrop, ready for the obligatory prematch interview.
Christine: Earlier tonight, you basically promised the fans one of the greatest matches they've ever seen. How will you live up to this promise?
Zen: Well, Ms. Christine, though I appreciate your dedication and your ability to ask what most wrestlers would call the "tough" questions, I must say I am a bit offfended by your insinuations that Johnny Zen will not live up to his promises...but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, because you've never seen the "Zen Master" in action. Just know that the fans are number one priority, and I would never let them down...especially since so many of those fans are very beautiful young women like yourself.
Christine: *a bit taken aback* Uh...I beg your pardon?
Zen: Oh, I'm sorry, was that not clear enough? Well, then let me put it this way, baby...*clears throat and does his best to look charming* Hey, sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
Christine:...Mr. Zen, you do know that I'm married, right?
Zen: *awkward silence* No...no I did not know that...*regaining his composure* Uh, moving right along, to answer your earlier question more fully and in depth, tonight, in this very arena, I will put on a match so astounding that you yourself, who've been in the wrestling business for a very substantial portion of your existence, will be in awe over it's majesty.
Christine: Right...next question: are you at all concerned about the dangerous nature of this match? I mean, you're going up against one of the meanest fighters in the XCW today in a Flaming Tables match - a match that, at the very least, can be called 'suicidal'.
Johnny: *chuckling* Well, Mrs. Christine, although I am touched by your deep concern for my own well-being, I'm afraid you are worrying over nothing. Now don't confuse my calm demeanor for cockiness...oh, no. I know the risks involved, and I know that my opponent is a very tough competitor, but worrying about it ain't gonna help me none. I've found that if I can just chillax a little bit before a fight, rather than getting all worked up over little things like my opponent being a sadist and the fact that I might end up getting severe burns over a substantial portion of my body, that my performance in the ring increases by a very noticeable margin. So to answer your question simply, Ms. Christine, yes I do have some worries about this match I'm about to have, but I'm not gonna let them bother me.
Christine: Alright, then. Good luck tonight, Johnny.
Zen: Baby, when you as good as the "Zen Master", you don't need luck.
Johnny walks off screen and the scene fades to black
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