Lady Palpatine Public Profile

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Location :: Society's collective id.

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Personal Bio :: Lady Palpatine (sub-conscious proxies, schizophrenic identities, split personalities, R-E-M dream representatives, dormant superegoes, & peyote induced hallucinatory shamanic guides are all included under this heading) now lives entirely within a state of alias-driven pyschosis, no longer trusting her own fragile pysche with her actual identity of birth. In a sense, Lady Palpatine has retreated from the primal zeitgeist-cortex of her making and has instead taken root in our own fears, wishes, and masturbation sessions. She exists as a figure of manipulative power within our own dealings, but can no longer sustain such and must now take refuge within same. Her many alter egoes have taken complete control of the host body and are now longer being controlled by the base foundation of Lady P's vestigial emotions. The entirety of Lady P's actual emote-intellect spiral system is kept on this nine hour audio tape, documenting the spill-out hypnosis session she conducted in order to take on this next step. When played back to the host body, the deeply buried embers of P's personality will burn hot again, taking root in the topsoil of her mind, churning the water like a mixed metaphor gone completely out of whack. This is only to be done if all else fails and no other option is available. The plan, as I was instructed by Her (and She, and Him, and It, and Neutered Hermaphrodite) to carry out, is thus. We will allow the many personalities, sub-personalities, and just plain imaginary characters to fight it out in a six day battle royale for primary control of the host body's mental capacity. This will take place in Lady Palpatine's own memory, the arena being primairily composed of embarassing childhood accidents and the few, but kinky, times the host body had sex with another (sub-conscious wet dreams to be substituted for actual footage in case of virginity). The various fictional characters, real personalities using the name of fictional characters, fictional characters masquerading as real personalities, and italics-powered Id robots, will form the first wave. The more major and powerful arcana of L. Palpatine's mind will follow through the wreckage, if no problems do ocurr. Miss Palpatine did give forth clear sentiments regarding who she thought would make the final cut. The list, regrettably incomplete, mostly consists of members of the Mandard family (Son Of Mandard, Womandard, More-Machine-Than-Mandard, The Fonz) as well as the House Of Inappropiate Slash (Harry-Does-Snape-Does-Ron-In-Threesome, Dumbledore-Snuffles-Dudley-Orgy, Hagrid-Masturbating) and the ocassional Things That We Know Not Of (Ctulhu, Ayesha, Sex With A Real Live Girl). It would be best to regard these findings as accurate, seeing as Lady Palpatine knows her own mental offspring better than anyone else involved. Whatever the outcome, Lady Palpatine and all her varied sub-fora give you a jaunty wave and a resounding "hey there".

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